McDonald's Exclusive!

Sorry for the lack of posts recently. Access to a computer has been rather difficult (no, that wasn't a shot at you or our establishment, Cowboy). Anyways, I thought you all would appreciate a little bit of exclusive McD news that can be yours before everyone else discovers it. We are introducing a NEW sauce! How incredibly exciting!!! It is the...*insert drumroll here* (Hey Cowboy, did you learn how to do a drumroll in your stint playing the drums? I've always wanted to do that) Chipotle BBQ sauce!!!! *collective gasp* Yes, a new sauce will join all the old favorites. This will come out Thursday I believe, when, we will be handing out free samples of Chicken selects to try and boost sales. I personally think the selects were a lame idea.

More insider trivia...On the inside of a Chicken Selects box is written the word "Selects." That word is exactly 3 inches long and each piece of chicken you receive should be that length or longer. So if your chicken doesn't measure up, you're totally getting jipped! HA!

Random news--posted on our wall-o-fun, is a full color poster of the "ways to detect fraudlent...McDonald's Certificates. WHO DOES THAT?! No where in the store does it tell you how to find counterfeit money, but if you try and pass a bad certificate, consider yourself caught. It's insane all the "security features" they have. It's a MCDONALDS CERTIFICATE. No one cares that much! They have watermarks and tiny words and all that sha-baz. Craziness.

Well, there you have it. All the McDonald's news you wanted, and a little bit more.