Ronald McDonald - if that's your real name

Ronald, as I like to call him, creeps me out. First of all, clowns creep me out, but he just kinda takes it to the next level. We had some fry packages and cups that had pictures of him laughing, but it looked like he had fangs and was going to eat you.

A co-worker told me once that he thinks Ronald McDonald is really Michael Jackson in a clever disguise.