Etiquette 101

This entry is dedicated to my good friend who shall be thus known as Catwoman. And on a side note to Catwoman--don't think I've forgotten your pie. It will come...oh yes...it will come.

I was involuntarily involved in a total breach of bathroom etiquette today. In the bathroom there are three stalls, which means that the two on the ends are both semi-bound by the walls. So, naturally, my target is the one against the wall, furthest from the door. Since there are few people of the female persuasion at my office, the chances of someone else coming in are slim to none. So I'm there today and someone comes in. Which stall do they go for? According to bathroom etiquite (Catwoman, you should be taking notes. Don't think I've forgotten about your misdemeanors), the acceptable stall would be the one against the other wall. Does she chose that one? No. She heads straight for the one right next to me. I was agahst! Who does that?! And then, as if that infraction wasn't enough, she began to talk to me and I was faced with the difficult decision to A) break all rules myself by answering or B) be rude and not say anything. I opted for choice A, but kept the answers short and got out of there as quickly as possible.